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Zde přinášíme upravené texty dobře známých písní od Beatles. Jo jo, to je ta profesionální deformace. |
Yesterday
Yesterday, all those backups seemed a waste of pay,
now my database has gone away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, there's not half the files there used to be
and there's a milestone hanging over me,
the system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong
what it was I couldn't say
now all my data's gone
and I long for yesterday.
Yesterday, the need for backups seemed so far away,
I knew my data was all here to stay.
Now I believe in yesterday.
Unix Man
He's a real UNIX Man,
sitting in his UNIX LAN,
making all his UNIX .plans.
For nobody.
Knows the blocksize from du(1)
cares not where /dev/null goes to.
Isn't he a bit like you
and me ?
UNIX Man, please listen(2)
my lpd(8) is missin'.
UNIX Man,
the wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
He's as wise as he can be,
uses lex and yacc and C.
UNIX Man, can you help me
at all ?
UNIX Man, don't worry
test with time(1), don't hurry.
UNIX Man
the new kernel boots, just like you had planned.
He's a real UNIX Man,
sitting in his UNIX LAN,
making all his UNIX .plans.
For nobody ...
Making all his UNIX .plans.
For nobody ...