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LDAP(1)
LDAP(1)
NAME
LDAP - client/server protocol and application
for delivering long drinks. KPspecific.
SYNOPSIS
LDAP [--fast/-f] [--number/-n] [--verbose/-v]
[--veryverbose/-vv]
[--show-all] [--help/-h]
[--silent/-K] [--output/-o file] [--KP/-kp]
[--debug/-d] [--music/-m
on|off] [--strip] hostname
DESCRIPTION
See rfc1300
for more info.
OPTIONS
-f, --fast
fast delivery, fast monkey,
source-quech warning
-n, --number
number of drinks to be
delivered
-v, --verbose
verbose mode, speak fluently
on stdout
-vv, --veryverbose
keyzlar mode
--show-all
source-quench unlimited,
buffer overrun, stack overflow
-h, -help
unimplemented because
irrelevant
-kp, --KP
default high speed mode
-m, --music on|off
turns music on|off. Affects
environment variable PUBLIC_RELATIONS.
-d, --debug
shouts (sing) on stdout. Useful
with -m on, anyway affects
environment variable
PUBLIC_RELATIONS
--strip
with --music on turns on Chlumy
Strip Most Attractive Crazy Dance (CSMA/CD)
-K as well as --silent in default keyzlar mode
BUGS
- system call monkey(long depth) invoked when
attribute -n is greater
than DRINK_MAX
- environment variable PUBLIC_RELATIONS set
on MUSIC_TOO_LOUD or
WHAT_THE_FUCK? values when --music on is
called recursively. The
same (or even worse) is -vv mode.
- --strip mode causes environment variable
FEMALE_STATUS slightly
increase from ICE_COLD to RELAX_OK. On
some occasions leads to WET
or even WET_'n'_HOT status. In
KPenvironment extremely dangerous!
- --show-all leaves hostname file system
unsynchronized with lots of
object files and core files. Run make
clean later on.
EXAMPLES
To start common connection use:
sync; LDAP havl28; sync
To apply fast delivery mode:
sync; export THIRSTY="yep!";
LDAP -f; sync; sync
To protect the whole transfer:
export
PUBLIC_RELATIONS="/dev/null" \
LDAP -vv --music on -n DRINKS_MAX --strip\
make rehash; sync; sync; sync; reboot
+12hours
To free system resources:
kpunzip; strip; LDAP -o poop | pee\
make depend; make shake; zip; sync
ENVIRONMENT VARIABLES
DRINKS_MAX
maximum of drinks allowed to transer in
one session. Flexible.
PUBLIC_RELATIONS
see nice (8)
PAJA
when set to PRESENT, then use asynchronous
mode:
LDAP [params...]; sleep(random(time()));
FEMALE_STATUS
unimportant exported system variable. Set
to AT_HOME or
AT_MOTHER_HOUSE as often as possible.
SEE ALSO
kpd, kpunzip, strip, yes, pee, zip, sync